"Rome wasn't built in a day, but several Wet Shoelaces CDs were..." - Confucius
Click on the name of a CD to read the lyrics to that CD. In the case of the first three discs, libretti have been constructed for your reading pleasure. The lyrics, when present, can be found within these libretti. Taken together, these three libretti form a trilogy, which has been nicknamed "The Dark Angel Trilogy" by our fans. Note that The Entropy Hot Dog Suite, The Feng Shui Algebra Symphony, Tiamat, Chameleon, and The Dark Angel Variations are entirely instrumental, and therefore do not appear on this page.