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"Rome wasn't built in a day, but several Wet Shoelaces CDs were..."  - Confucius

 

 

Our work, to date (continued):

 

 

Nothing Is Ever Real: The Very Best Of Wet Shoelaces - Disc One (2003)

 

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  1. Mummy Tornado

  2. Civilization?

  3. A Crawling In My Veins

  4. Elevator Shoes

  5. The Talking Asshole Makes A Phone Call To The Brain

  6. Everybody Come Again

  7. Exit Ramp

  8. Because I Want It For My Head

  9. Big Black Dildo

  10. The Check Republic

  11. I'm Pretty Sure He Actually Eats Them

  12. Loop, I Am Your Father

  13. Sleep It Off

  14. Suburbia At Its Best

  15. Have You Ever Taken The Train To New York City?

  16. Suite:  The Great Macaroni Debacle

  17. Tripping On His Tongue (The Heavy-Business Atonal Version)

  18. Try It Again, Now

  19. Mourning Would

  20. Serendipity, Baby!

  21. Take The Red Pill, Alice

  22. Without Express Written Consent

 

Nothing Is Ever Real: The Very Best Of Wet Shoelaces - Disc Two (2003)

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  1. Take Care Not To Drop The Shish-Kebab (The Partially Hydrogenated Instrumental)

  2. Suite:  Sun Peach Girl's Winter - Seven 17 Ninety Nine

  3. Involuntary

  4. Channel Surfing

  5. Fruit Of The Loop

  6. The Blind Ambitions Of The Lonely Shit Monkey

  7. Raga de Blanc

  8. Buy This!

  9. The Ubiquitous Swooshtika

  10. Vaseline And Lollipops

  11. Free Kout

  12. Never Again, She Cried

  13. Let Them Eat p

  14. Raw Macaroni

  15. Loop, I Am Your Grandfather

 

Fanfare For The Umbref King (2003)

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  1. Fanfare For The Umbref King

  2. Return Of Acid Bird

  3. Fruit Of The Loop

  4. The Badship Lollipop Suite

  5. Free Kout

  6. Business School Transsexuals

  7. Take The Red Pill, Alice

  8. Working Up A Sweat

  9. Living Within The Chaos Of Random Selection

  10. Gigs In Space

  11. As If It Needs One

  12. Raga de Blanc

  13. Lucky

  14. Resurrections Of Rain

  15. Mourning Would

  16. Takin' Care Of Biznatch

  17. Ode To Thunderbubble

  18. Have You Ever Taken The Train To New York City?

  19. A Crawling In My Veins

  20. Out Of Order

  21. High On The Range

 

Lawn Chair Frontier:  

The Complete Soundtrack CD To The Thunderbubble Pictures DVD Compilation

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  1. Wet Shoelaces:  Thunderbubble Fanfare

  2. Wet Shoelaces:  Sleep It Off

  3. Wet Shoelaces:  Bippy's Theme

  4. Wet Shoelaces:  Take Care Not To Drop The Shish-Kebab (The Partially Hydrogenated Instrumental)

  5. Wet Shoelaces:  The Argument

  6. Wet Shoelaces:  Tripping On His Tongue

  7. The Intergalactic Cowboy:  Diminished Capacity

  8. Superczar:  Superczar

  9. Wet Shoelaces:  A Roof Is A Huge Expense

  10. Bobby Mountain:  Old Leathers

  11. David S. Bernstein:  Space Music

  12. Wet Shoelaces:  Involuntary

  13. B. J. Sharp:  Pizza Pain Epiphany

  14. Kreg Thornley:  Row Your Boat

  15. Kreg Thornley:  The Green Balance

  16. Kreg Thornley:  Retina

  17. (Bonus Track)  Wet Shoelaces:  Tripping On His Tongue (Alternate Take:  The Heavy Business Atonal Version)

 

If Gods Were Stoned (2003)  

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  1. Suite:  Sun Peach Girl's Winter - Seven 17 Ninety Nine

  2. Loop, I Am Your Father

  3. Old Mr. Gizzard (The Yo-Ho Song)

  4. Monster Chaos Returns The Sun

  5. Normalization?

  6. Because I Want It For My Head

  7. Suite:  When Jesus Met Santa

  8. Alien Military March

  9. He Doesn't Huph Paint, Does He?

  10. The Ubiquitous Swooshtika

  11. Suite:  The Great Macaroni Debacle

  12. Ain't Nothin' South Of Here But Dh'a'khuan Shelter (Time To Travel Through Time's Despair)

  13. Eskimos

  14. Return Of The Son Of Chaos Monster

  15. Vaseline And Lollipops

  16. Time Kills

  17. Partially Hydrogenated Republicans

  18. Bonus Track:  Alien Military March (Alternate Mix)

 

Former Utopia Is Carnage (2002)

Part Three of the Dark Angel Trilogy

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  1. A Roof Is A Huge Expense

  2. Civilization?

  3. Buy This!

  4. Never Again, She Cried

  5. Sun-Conscious Spirals 

  6. Last Train To Nowhere

  7. Fernie Does Nine Hard Ones

  8. Pubic Service Announcement

  9. Norm's Old Office

  10. Chase That Useless Shadow

  11. The La-La Song

  12. Involuntary

  13. They're Here?

  14. Noisy Knight

  15. Let Them Eat p

  16. The Talking Asshole Makes A Phone Call To The Brain

  17. It Wasn't Supposed To Happen This Way

  18. The Pale Blue Beyond

  19. Johnny Gets His Moniker

  20. The Tao Jones

  21. I'm Pretty Sure He Actually Eats Them

  22. Check On The Beef, Now

  23. Walk Softly, And Carry A Big Pepperoni

  24. The Ballad Of Johnny Jupiter

  25. Perpetual Procession

  26. A Very Wet Shoelaces Christmas

  27. More Thoughts On The Costs Of Roofing

 

The Name Of Number Four (2001)

Part Two of the Dark Angel Trilogy

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  1. He Died With A Handful Of Soulfire Nobody Understood

  2. Try It Again, Now

  3. Dirty God Funk

  4. Elephants

  5. Suburbia At Its Best

  6. Serendipity, Baby!

  7. Engage The Vile-X Canister, Lt. Klein

  8. What Do We Call This Little Contraption?

  9. Window Dementia

  10. Big Boy King

  11. Big Black Dildo

  12. The Ballad Of John And You

  13. Chronosynclastic Infundibulation

  14. Residential Structures

  15. A Kind Of Silent Explosion

  16. The Blind Ambition Of The Lonely Shit Monkey

  17. Licky Knee

  18. I Don't Know Yet

  19. The Name Of Number Four

  20. The Check Republic

  21. Exit Ramp

  22. Elevator Shoes

  23. Figure It Out Later

  24. Until Next Time

 

Stanley Crummins (2000)

Part One of the Dark Angel Trilogy  

  1. Prologue:  Without Express Written Consent (contributing lyrics: E Aubrey Andrews)

  2. C'mere...

  3. Are You Gonna Eat That Pickle?

  4. Mummy Tornado

  5. Makes Sense To Me

  6. High Every Day

  7. Whisper In Chocolate Tongues

  8. Twisted Glory

  9. Vicious Circles

  10. Channel Surfing

  11. Vulva Rock, Baby!

  12. Time Zero Track, Master

  13. Michael, You're A Shit Monkey

  14. The All-You-Can-Eat Snatch Buffet

  15. Everybody Come Again

  16. ...No, Go Away

  17. Epilogue:  A Memory Full Of Baskets